Really Arivukanru

What does Arivukanru do after taking photocopies?
He compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.
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What does Arivukanru do when he has one white sheet and wants an extra
sheet?
He makes a photocopy of the white sheet.
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How Does a Arivukanru Cheat the Railways?? He buys the ticket but doesn't travel !!!!!!!!

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How can you tell when Arivukanru sends you a fax?

It has a stamp on it.

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Why can't Arivukanru dial 911? 
He can't find the 11 on the phone!