facebook jokes

"There's a new iPhone app that lets you call your Facebook friends from your phone."
Arivukanru replied:
Of course, I only got on Facebook so I wouldn't have to call these people."

Funny facebook status

Arivukanru says my computer just beat me at chess…but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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I tried to log on to Facebook. It said, “Cookies are required to operate.” I thought to myself, “Me too, Facebook. Me too.”