Arivukandru as chicken farm owner

Arivukandru decides to start up a chicken farm, so he buys a hundred chickens...

A month later he returns to the dealer to get another hundred chickens because the first lot had died.

Another month passes and he's back at the dealers for another hundred chickens...

"I think I know where I'm going wrong" he tells the dealer,

"I think I'm planting them too deep."

Arivukanru dismissed

Arivukanru dismissed from the school because arivukanru is sleeping in the class...
so arivukanru is arguing with the teacher....

Arivukanru -: For Sleeping you are dismissing me aren’t you ? Then
Dismiss you too. Last week u slept in school while we have
Football event??? Why didn’t u pay attention on it. Rules is
Rules for all ok! Got it??? Anyway I am waiting for next
Years school festival. To make you understand how
Humiliating to you when u count the seconds of duration of
Our Principal’s speech. I saw there also you are sleeping.

Big trouble

Once upon a time, the six peoples were traveling in a private plane and that six persons were bollywood king sharukh khan, congress president sonia gandhi, railway minister lalu yadav, arivukanru kutty ( studying in school), one old man and a pilot.

Suddenly the problem starts in a plane so pilot told everybody to get out but the problem was there were only 5 parachutes but the people were six.

So first our bollywood king sharukh has jumped from the plane by saying, “Bollywood needs me.”

Next our sonia by saying, “Congress need me.”

Then our respected laluji by saying, “Hamari railway ko meri bahut jarurat hain bhai.”

Then pilot, old man and arivukanru kutty remained in the plane but the problem was there was only one parachute but 2 peoples to jump so the old man told kutty, “you jump bcoz I have spent my whole life but you have your future ahead so I will sacrifice for you.”

Suddenly that arivukanru kutty laugh and says we both can jump then old man said how so. he told him our honourable laluji has jumped taking my school bag.

Arivukanru in airport

Once Arivukanru was coming out of airport.

As there was huge rush the security guard told Arivukanru “WAIT SIR“…

For which Arivukanru replied “65Kgs” and moved on…

In Bazaar

Once Arivukanru wanted to do shopping in burma bazaar.

His friend told the Arivukanru that the prices will be costly and hence asked him to bargain for half the price.

Arivukanru went and asked the price of stereo for which the vendor told 2000 Rs. Arivukanru asked for Rs.1000. vendor told he can give for Rs.1800 for which arivukanru told no,no only Rs.900. Vendor told ok , i will give it for 1500 Rs for which arivukanru bargained for Rs.750.

It was going on like this when finally vendor out of irritation said he will give the arivukanru the stereo free of cost. Our arivukanru whether he will give two.

Arivukanru register marriage

Arivukanru shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do register marriage
and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post
office....

Arivukanru Salary

Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k
Arivukanru: U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but? ?
how much is DRIVING salary...?

SMS Jokes on Arivukanru

Arivukanru: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Arivukanru: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

SMS Jokes on arivukanru

Arivukanru: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Arivukanru: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '

Arivukanru learning tenses

Once the teacher was teaching tenses.

Arivukanru : Miss, what will be the present tense of samsung?

Teacher: I don’t know.

Arivukanru: That’s very simple… If Samsung is past then Samsing will be the present.