Non Sense Joke

Arivukanru  decided to write the MBA exam. He could understand every thing except for the LOGIC part. One day when he was reading, Nilakanru came home.


Nilakanru : How is your MBA preparation?
Arivukanru  : Every thing is fine, but I could not understand Logic.
Nilakanru: Logic is very easy.
Arivukanrus : Can you give me an example, so that I can understand.
Nilakanru : OK. Do you have fish pot in your house?
Arivukanru : YES.
Nilakanru: Logically, there will be water in it.
Arivukanru : YES.
Nilakanru: Logically, there will be fish in it.
Arivukanru : YES.
Nilakanru : Logically, someone will be feeding the fish.
Arivukanru : YES.
Nilakanru : I take a guess that your wife will be feeding the fish.
Arivukanru : YES.
Nilakanru : so, logically, your are married.
Arivukanru : YES.
Nilakanru : So, that means U are a heterosexual.
Arivukanru was very glad and he understood logic. Next day he sees Kutty and he was also preparing for MBA.
Arivukanru : How is your MBA preparation?
Kutty: Everything is fine except for the logic.
Arivukanru : Oh, logic is easy.
  Kutty: Please, give me an example.
Arivukanru : Do you have a fish pot in your house?
  Kutty: NO, I don’t.
Arivukanru : Saala HOMO!!!