Cactus

Once a Hindu, a Muslim and our dear Arivukanru were standing together. An Englishman came up and asked, “hey guys, what is your favorite flowers?”

The Hindu replied, ‘Lotus’
‘Ha, I clean my shit with that!’ the Englishman jeered

The Hindu got angry, the lotus being our national flower

The Muslim replied : “Chameli”
‘Ha I clean my shit with that!’ The Englishman response

The Muslim also got angry but kept quite

The Englishman asked Arivukanru, ‘Arivukanru, and what is your favourite flower?’
Patriotic Arivukanru replied: ‘Cactus! and replied, “now clean your face with it!”