Arivukanru on society

· Two Arivukanru’s were fixing a bomb in a car.
Arivukanru 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?
Arivukanru 2: Don’t worry, I have one more.

· Arivukanru: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but it starts with 'T'.
Arivukanru: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

· Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue you've broken!!
Arivukanru: Thank God! I thought it was a new one!

· At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Arivukanru: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head… Is he crying?

· Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Arivukanru: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: And the smaller skeleton next to it?
Arivukanru: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.

· Arivukanru to his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining!
Arivukanru: So what? Take an umbrella and go!