Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Arivukanru and kutty

Arivukanru died and went to heaven.
When he got to the pearly gate Saint
Kutty told him that new rules here in
effect due to the advances in
education on earth. In order to gain
admittance a prospective heavenly
soul must answer two questions:

1. Name two days of the week that
begin with "T".

2. How many seconds are there in a
year?

Arivukanru thought for a few minutes
and answered...

1. The two days of the week that begin
with "T" are Today and Tomorrow.

2. There are 12 seconds in a year.
Saint Kutty said, "OK, Ill buy the Today
and Tomorrow answer, even though
its not the answer I expected.

But how did you get 12 seconds in a
year?" Arivukanru replied, "Well,
January 2nd, February 2nd, March
2nd, etc..." Saint Kutty opens the gate
without another word.

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