Wife

Arivukanru's Wife: You tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.

Mr. Arivukanru: You tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.
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Kutty to Arivukanru: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.

Arivukanru rushed home angrily.

After half an hour, he came back and slapped Kutty.

Arivukanru said: You fool, he is not my friend.
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Arivukanru wife goes to police station.

Arivukanru Wife: My husband went to the market yesterday to bring potatoes. He has not returned home yet.

Inspector (kutty): Why don't you cook something else?
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Arivukanru's Quote:

Short cut to success:

"Behind every successful Man, there is a WOMAN...

So, don't waste time in your studies...
just find a woman..."