preacher

Once Arivukanru was coming out of church, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands.

He grabbed Arivukanru's hand and pulled him aside.

Pastor said, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"

Arivukanru said, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor."

Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?"

He whispered back, "I'm in the Secret Service."