Every where Arivukanru

Railway accident:

Once Arivukanru was asked in an interview “Did you ever meet any Railway accident?



Arivukanru replied: “Yes, once the train was going through a long tunnel I have kissed the father instead of his daughter.”
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Never

Girl: Do you love me?

Arivukanru: Yes Dear!

Girl: Would you die for me ?

Arivukanru: No, mine is Undying Love!

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100 Rupees

Master to Arivukanru: “What will you do with a 100 Rs. lying on the floor? Will you keep it?”

Arivukanru: “No , Of course not.”

Master: Then what will you do with it?

Arivukanru: “I will spend it.”